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…VS…

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BEGIN!

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by *Nada-Chan714, Oct 26, 2011, 2:14:58 PM
Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

shavonconciennek7041 says
Just got home!you there?

Nada Magomi says
yus
hi

shavonconciennek7041 says
heya

Nada Magomi says
hi

shavonconciennek7041 says
whats up, I found your username on a hotmail member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol

Nada Magomi says
I went through this the other day miss computer program babe owo alsooooo borred is misspelled it's bored

shavonconciennek7041 says
24/f/Houston

Nada Magomi says
like I said. went through this. lol also you're probably not into girls anyways lol

shavonconciennek7041 says
24/f/Houston

Nada Magomi says
error error =w=

shavonconciennek7041 says
try refreshing babe that should work

Nada Magomi says
not really you shoud try refrashing babe owo
refreshing*

shavonconciennek7041 says
yes im real

Nada Magomi says
no you are not

shavonconciennek7041 says
im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online especially via webcam

Nada Magomi says
Yeah like I said one more time I did this the other day lol you bots are amusing

shavonconciennek7041 says
bot? like a robot? lol

Nada Magomi says
yes like robot

shavonconciennek7041 says
a what?

Nada Magomi says
LOL

shavonconciennek7041 says
are you signed up to any dating sites? i met a lot of cool people on adult friend finder, and only weirdos on fling lol

Nada Magomi says
this is the most amusing thing ever
I did this alreadyyyy

shavonconciennek7041 says
ya well, i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things anytime i take a break from school work i jump online

Nada Magomi says

I'm not giving my credit card number to watch your camera fetish babe

shavonconciennek7041 says
well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera you can google it if you dont believe me! lol

Nada Magomi says
LOOOOL I knoow now you're gonna tell me to look p Jen or something like that. so i can watch youa dn tehn say don't worry it only asks for credt card for age confirmation owo super amusing but you're not real~

shavonconciennek7041 says
yes im real

Nada Magomi says
not at all I'm sorry

shavonconciennek7041 says
have you ever used CamCrush? its a site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype

Nada Magomi says
Seee CamCrush. I did this already

shavonconciennek7041 says
they give you a unique page, my link is jenny1026world.tumblr.com/jenny

Nada Magomi says
I'm not gonna look for Jen
LOL I was right

shavonconciennek7041 says
go there and my video will load, just click the "Join Free" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL

Nada Magomi says
Yeaaah you and whateve yourbillions of email adresses are have the same camera fetish and are all called Jen or Jenny or whatever. it's pretty amusing

shavonconciennek7041 says
im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone

Nada Magomi says
and now you'll give me your phone number probably to steal my identity or something as well. Honestly I did this alsready i keep telling you but you're a bot so you don't get it~

shavonconciennek7041 says
24/f/Houston

Nada Magomi says
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO SEE you said that THREE TIMES. bot owo

shavonconciennek7041 says
not the last time i checked

Nada Magomi says
yeah well scroll up and check owo becaaaause Jen you've said that 3 times.

shavonconciennek7041 says
my number is 206-222-1648...my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! hehe...come talk to me over on the chat site

Nada Magomi says
^ seeeeee I knew it~ lol

shavonconciennek7041 says
its free, thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium memberim sure i'll keep you entertained though

Nada Magomi says
Will you really because just being such a bot makes me extremely amused

shavonconciennek7041 says
yes im real

Nada Magomi says
no you are not~

shavonconciennek7041 says
i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, ) k?

Nada Magomi says
prove it

shavonconciennek7041 says
i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded, just watched!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam   just click the "Join Free" button on the left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat

Nada Magomi says
You don't want to be recorded? cause I mean this conversation is being recorded on my MSN history~ bot bot bot Robot~

shavonconciennek7041 says
bot? like a robot? lol

Nada Magomi says
yep
second time you say that btw

shavonconciennek7041 says
it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member

Nada Magomi says
also when  you type long thing it appears suddenly and doens't show you typing. You're a complete bot~

shavonconciennek7041 says
24/f/Houston

Nada Magomi says
and that's a very weird site m'dear
4th tiiiime you say that

shavonconciennek7041 says
yup, then once your logged in just go to the search on the top left and type Jen so you can find me, incase you get lost hehe..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?

Nada Magomi says
I never asked for something. see I told you "Jen"

shavonconciennek7041 says
I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic

Nada Magomi says
lol it's reallyfunny this is either a  scam to get credit card numbers and steal identities or get a virus in your computer... or both. lololol

shavonconciennek7041 says
yes im real

Nada Magomi says
you should send a voice clip so i believe you
no you're not
lol

shavonconciennek7041 says
k

Nada Magomi says
I never asked that
no not k

shavonconciennek7041 says
are u in babe??

Nada Magomi says
in? muahahaha

shavonconciennek7041 says
k

Nada Magomi says
no no k
cause now you'll stop talking to me
bot
BOT
BOOOOOT
owo i win~ it was fun while it lasted

Amusing MSN CamCrush Thingby *Nada-Chan714

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

Lmfao just sayin XDD this is one of the most amusing things everrrrr XD

them bots XD they think I can't tell that they are bots XD in such denile poor things.

fyi Camcrush is actually a real site... i was actually surprised I googled it.... and it's some... sex cam thing... idek XDD but this is just funny and for fun

will scrap later

~konfucio May 7, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

it won :S

~konfucio May 7, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

u r fucking awesome.... read mine :
15:25:02 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: Hey, thanx for the add buddy!
15:28:04 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:28:15 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: Hello thank you 4 the add buddy!!
15:28:18 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:28:27 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: Hey there how're you doing?
15:28:30 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:28:39 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: awesome what are you up 2 today?
15:28:43 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:28:52 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: so are u busy?? would you like to have some fun with me?

15:28:57 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:29:08 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: i got a new laptop and i am on it right meow tryin to set up my webcam

15:29:32 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:29:42 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: Wouldya like to watch me?
15:29:45 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:29:54 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: I'm usually pretty shy, but a big fetish of mine is tobe watched&directed on web cam

)
15:30:39 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:30:49 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: Ha i think im gonna wear this tiny little black thong if thats okay with ya? It's really really small, u should come tell me if they look nice

15:30:58 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:31:10 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: Okay lemme login to my webcam (i think should be working) and ill get us set up for a private chat
15:31:17 - Maxi Mercado: a
15:31:27 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: K its setup, goto: [link] and click on join (the accept invite button) and let me know your user name and i will send u an invite
15:38:08 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com: well hello there
15:39:47 - emilia-prince680h@hotmail.com:

hello

*Nada-Chan714 May 7, 2012 Student Filmographer

lmfao <3

=Griffmoon Nov 9, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

hahaha Im talking with that thing now!! xDD
omg, it says the same things that are in this conversation xDDD

*Nada-Chan714 Nov 10, 2011 Student Filmographer

LMFAO RIGHT?! XD

~Magdorf Nov 3, 2011 Hobbyist Digital Artist

haahahah xD boots. they are so weird. OTL I talked to one, apparently that one could learn from humans... idk, anyway it started to talk about seriously odd things, trying to convince me that I was the boot ._.'

~MFtA Oct 26, 2011 Student Artist

...Wait what.

*Nada-Chan714 Oct 26, 2011 Student Filmographer

LMFAO. yes... msn creeps XD

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